"It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut."
trying to bullshit an essay
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
If you ever get bored of me please just tell me straight please dont just start ignoring me because i wont get the hint and itll just hurt me so please just tell me thank you
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
Public Service Announcement from Megan Fox promoting Jennifer’s Body (2009)